>> Kris ♥

THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU’RE INSANE :D

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone’s hair out and yell, “DNA”
7. Wear a sticker that says, “Im a retard”
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, “No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!”
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.

HAHAHAHA >:D

HERE’S 99 FACTS ABOUT GUYS

1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.

5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what? Uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.”

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

24. Guys hate nice boy!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.

28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. Its good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me”

59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you or he’s criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

Dati vs. Ngayon

Kapag ang babae nasaktan, asahan mo magbabago ang lahat.

- Dati, kapag nag sorry ka ng isang beses, okay na ang lahat. Ngayon, natitiis ka na niya.

- Dati, kapag hindi ka nagpaparamdam, hahanapin ka niya. Ngayon kapag di mo siya tinext, okay na sakanya.

- Dati, kapag may kasama kang ibang tao at hindi mo sinabi sakanya magtatampo siya. Ngayon, wala na siyang paki kung sino pa kasama mo.

- Dati, kapag monthsary niyo, uunahan ka niyang batiin ng 12:00 midnight. Aantayin niya, magpupuyat siya, gagawa siya ng post para sa’yo. Ngayon, hindi na niya hinihintay yun. Hayaan na lang niya na lumipas ang araw

- Dati, kapag may ginawa kang maliit na bagay para sa kanya, kinikilig siya agad. Ngayon, hindi na siya kinikilig sa mga banat mo.
Dati, ikaw nagpapangiti sakanya at ikaw ang bumubuo ng araw niya. Ngayon, hindi na.

Kapag nasaktan na siya. Kapag nagawa na niya ang lahat para sa’yo at nabalewala mo na lahat yun. At nagising siya sa lahat ng sakit at sakripisyo nya, wag mo siya hanapin. Wag mo na syang habulin. Sa panahon na ma-realize mo na kailangan mo siya, siguraduhin mo. Siguraduhin mo na aayusin mo na ang lahat. Siguraduhin mo na aalagaan mo na siya. Pero tanggapin mo na magbabago siya. Na, hindi na siya tulad ng dati. Na, di na siya yung dating patay na patay sayo at habol ng habol sa’yo. Pero siya na yung sinaktan mo at ingat na ingat na pagkatiwalaan ka ulit..

Im sad because im upset. Im upset because i assume. I assume because i trust. I trust because i love. I love because of you. It’s all because of you. I thought you’re different from them! Such a pretentious bastard! WHY IS EVERYTHING SO COMPLICATED?! I once thought that Life is EASY! Only humans make it Complicated. But, though you try, though you make it simple and easy, time make it complicated! My best wasn’t enough! I once Loved. And again, im hurt! I thought this time it’ll be fine, that thought makes me happy for awhile. But later on, i’ve realized, in this life, you don’t have to take things seriously as what other people say. Because if you do, it will just hurt you. Things you think is right will hurt you. Things that make you happy now will hurt you later. WHY?! simply because you assume, because you trust! I really hate when im feeling like this! It hurts like hell! UGH! I know i don’t have any right to feel this way, im the one who assumed right?! Yes! But hey you! YES YOU! YOU FREAK!..

Before you tell a girl you love her, please first understand the word you utter. Before telling it, be sure of what you feel because if you tell a girl how you feel, she actually appreciate it and somewhat became happy for she knows there you are loving her and theres nothing to worry about because she is safe with you. 

And one more thing, if you tell a girl how you love her, there’s a part of her that loves you too though at first she didn’t. 

IM NOT UPSET BECAUSE YOU LIED, IM UPSET BECAUSE FROM NOW ON I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU. 

MAGSASABAY BA TAYO? O mauuna na akong MA-INLOVE sa’yo?

(Source: malandinggorgeous, via iilovebobong)

SDTG ♥

ang gaganda ng mga lines sa storyang ito.. HERE

►Love is seeing an imperfect person perfectly..

►Ang hirap kasi sa iyo, ako na nga itong nasa tabi mo, sa iba ka pa rin nakatingin.

►I’m not asking too much but you’re the one I love most and thats why I need you right now

►Kaya siguro ngayon hindi ko alam ung sagot sa problema ko dahil mahina ako sa math.

►It seems that my heart is going to explode because of too much love for him.

►Kailangan niya ako, pero kailangan kita! ikaw ang kailangan ko

►Can I live without the happiness? Can I live with the sadness?

►Nasaktan ka, pero bakit mas masakit iyong akin?

►Potek. Nag smile lang ako sayo tapos nagblush ka na kaagad?! Wow. Ganun mo ba ako ka-mahal?

►Hindi ko mapigilang ngumiti habang tinitingnan ko siya, siguro iniisip nila nababaliw na ko… Siguro nga. Pero mas mababaliw ata ako pag… Nawala siya sa tabi ko

►Pero natatakot ako..kasi mas masasaktan ka..masasaktan kita.

►Kahit saang angle mo tignan. Talo ako. Ako lang yung nasaktan, ako lang yung nagmahal

►Kung mahal ka talaga nung lalaking yun hinde siya mag hahanap ng iba.

►Wala na rin silbi pa kung mahal ko siya o hindi. Hindi na rin namin mababalik yung dati. Hindi niya na ako babalikan.

►Masyadong marami kung lalahatin ko. It’s not just because I love the characters, it’s because I fell in love with the story. Kahit malaRomeo and Juliet ang peg. Two thumbs up para kay Author. :”>

“As of August 21, 2006. I’m officially the gangster’s girlfriend! This is the end of my life!” -Athena Dizon.